Isobel.: Archive

What happened to the woman who stole a calender?

iammia: isobellend: iammia: She got 12 months! Happy new year you mentalists, have a gravely intoxicated one! See you in the next decade (just shoot me now.) Nooooo no noooo. Not the ‘next dacade’ thing, i thought you were better than that! Haha! Damn, I nearly made it the whole year with someone thinking I was better that I was. So close.. But surely my amazing joke makes up for it?...

Dec 31st

Haaaaa

victoria-in-elegance: isobellend: victoria-in-elegance: isobellend: what the fuck do i look like in ‘black tie’ wear. I look like i have been attacked by Marks and Spencer. Fuck this. Sounds like a good look! Is this for NYE working?! Yeahh, i burrowed it off my mother who is ALOT taller than me. Think i’ll scrap it and say i misheard what the theme was. Yeah I think you should...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

What happened to the woman who stole a calender?

iammia: She got 12 months! Happy new year you mentalists, have a gravely intoxicated one! See you in the next decade (just shoot me now.) Nooooo no noooo. Not the ‘next dacade’ thing, i thought you were better than that!

Dec 31st

Haaaaa

victoria-in-elegance: isobellend: what the fuck do i look like in ‘black tie’ wear. I look like i have been attacked by Marks and Spencer. Fuck this. Sounds like a good look! Is this for NYE working?! Yeahh, i burrowed it off my mother who is ALOT taller than me. Think i’ll scrap it and say i misheard what the theme was.

Dec 31st

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Haaaaa

what the fuck do i look like in ‘black tie’ wear. I look like i have been attacked by Marks and Spencer. Fuck this.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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The best..

cherrybalive: My friend Isobel rang me about an hour ago, I was asleep but this was the best way I could of been woken up on the last day of 2009. The people living below her ordered some DVDs so it seems, as did Iz and the guy’s name is Ian she saw the ‘I’ and just grabbed them thinking they were for her. They are not of course seeing as when she ripped the packaging off they turned out to be...

Dec 31st

if anybody says to me:

‘See you next decade!!’ I WILL be punching them in the face. Just DON’T.

Dec 31st

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Things i want to do in 2010.

This just shows i have no real ambition or idea what i want to do, so lets just have fun yeah? 2001 can be the year of sort your life out, Iz. Butlins again. Zorbing. Reading and/or Glastonbury. More random day trips. More beach drinking times in the summer. Stop being so self-critical. Start some kind of beauty routine. Not sleep with my face on and scrub it with baby wipes the next day. ...

Dec 31st

GIVE ME PRO PLUS NOW.

Things i need today, because i’m working: Pro Plus Numerous amounts of coffee Some kind of ‘black tie’ dress. FML. Patience Lempsip. Cough sweets. Ipburpfen. However the fuck you spell it. Dr Pepper Some form of lunch High heels (Yes for eight hours, sober, NO FUCKING CHANCE.) Things i would need if i was able to be sociable: Three bottles of wine. I hate how...

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

Bedtime.

I want more dreams like last nights please.

Dec 30th

My Hair

Randomly looks like La Roux’s today. Shit the bed.

Dec 30th

Driving.

I’m sick of people asking me why i don’t drive. I live in town. I work in town. I would have appalling road-rage. I am the most cack-handed person in the world, i find it difficult to walk in straight lines with out falling over sometimes, let alone drive a fucking car. Money, money, money. Lessons. I would need LOTS of them. Theory Test. I would fail and re fail many times. ...

Dec 30th

I feel like a dick, because whenever i like...

ifuckinglovetea: (via harveyhart) Pretty much everyone in Britain does that We just get hammered until we work up the courage to shag them Hahaa, frighteningly, this is bloody true.

Dec 30th

I know yesterday was Monday but shh it's christmas...

cherrybalive: We went out. Elise was off her face and got a taxi home on her own then came back to town still on her own and she has no idea who she met. Me and Iz didn’t like the wine in Rumshack for some reason and she completely fell down the stairs AGAIN! I have no ID at the moment so I couldn’t get in Dorothy’s (probably for the best) it’s pretty much full of old people and bad karaoke...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Talking to myself.

On Tumblr. Oh dear.

Dec 30th

Make your self a strong cup of coffee.

suck it up and stop complaining, Isobel.

Dec 30th

New Years Eve Tommorow.

And i have been put on a double shift. YUCK. I’m not in a particularly good mood at the moment, so the last thing i want to do is be nice to people. People who are smug and enjoying getting shitfaced on New Years. It’s not even gonna be like a normal busy night where i finish late, its going to be like half two. So by then I’m sure pretty much everyone i know will be shitfaced,...

Dec 30th