Strangest thing someone has said to me today:

I went to the hospital earlier, to change my conterception to the implant, they have to screen you and do a smear test first, so i had to lie on a couch, legs a cimbo with a nurse and a trainee nurse having a good look at my bits. Awkward enough as that was, the older lady then told me what great shape my cervix is in and how i have a nice vagina.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.