mahgck:

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

heycrabman:

charlottan:

heycrabman:

charlottan:

wario is such a violent name. if they had named him peaceio maybe he wouldnt be prone too such malicious activity

what if they name him Sexio 🕴🏻

LOL………makes you think a lil thoufh🤔alright stay real ✌️✌️

For real that’s what i’m sayin. thanks LOL. u too will do 🕴🏻

cyberbullyinc:

aspieragus:

retroactivebakeries:

superorganism:

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together

copywriteddad:

finalwoman:

and is “party rock” in the house with us tonight? 

manywinged:

manywinged:

fictional men love to die as violently and homoerotically as possible at the soonest available opportunity honestly it’s like they’re looking for an excuse

you can throw a sword across a room and a man will fall on it and die in his beloved friend’s arms before it lands

souldagger:

classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal

the-dao-of-the-zerg:

fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

:

Love wins

@staff X @manscaped

judgejudyofficial:

ozzenstach:

juggsjudyofficial:

:

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

funnytwittertweets:

e-clv:

thegestianpoet:

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

happy pride

zvaigzdelasas:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

Oh my god?

I change my mind nfts bring qualitatively new artistic experiences